gaudior

You can have some food, but not the computer
Not the computer, just some food
For though you're cuter
Than the computer
You cannot eat it; that is just rude.

You can have a toy, but not the computer
Not the computer, just a toy.
For though you're cuter
Than the computer
Teething on a laptop won't bring you joy.

You can have a book...
...you'd rather read this, just take a look.

You can have a hug...
...it can't keep you all warm and snug.

You can have my love, but not the computer
Not the computer, but my love
Because you're cuter
Than the computer
You're my favorite little cub!


They seem... unconvinced. Maybe I should try foxxerel rather than doggerel?